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Spontaneous Lipocemic Control Deficiency is NOT a Hoax
Posted by: Lewis Meeves (IP Hidden, New member, 1)
Date: February 6, 2008 09:17AM
Hello all,
The following is a message I have posted on several relevant biochemistry forums (including this one) as well as on miscellaneous dieting, eating disorder, martial arts, fast food, psychology and mind-body forums. MEA CULPA: I feel partly responsible for the disgusting fraud (stevenseagaldiets.com) that has been perpetrated against Mr. Steven Seagal and, in turn, against the scientific community the world over, but at the same time vindicated in a sense. Most of you have probably forgotten my attempts of some years back to alert the medical community of a rare eating disorder called Spontaneous Lipocemic Control Deficiency, whose chief symptoms are inexplicable bloating, over-pronounced jowls, self-propagating love handles and, generally, unsightly and seemingly (I stress 'seemingly') spontaneous bulk. THE FACTS: Whether a hoax or not (revolting, yes, but not really beyond the pale of reason) this so-called website may be the best thing that has ever happened to Mr. Seagal, and indirectly to the whole field of biochemistry. My research is currently available and I am anxious to get this out in the open so that Mr. Seagal and other staggeringly, but forgivably, obese individuals like him can do something about it before it's too late. (Remember that if nothing is done to curb the disorder -- a pituitary malfunction that his has its roots in cell structure nanoporia, viz. the cells' inability to process fats when triggered by certain poorly known rhyozomes -- a body could, in theory at least, burst.) Thank you for your time and let's get working, Lewis Meeves
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